Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong in my house! ~Purplelady's Law~

My alarm goes off at 6am, I get up to check if the girl is up. Thank goodness she is. She walking around aimlessly in a towel like she has no where to go complaining about her hair. I agree to do her hair, and decided instead of going back to sleep till 7am when I have to get the boys up, I can get in a shower (unicorn in my mom world). I get my towel ready and the middle son is sneaking like crazy so I go to check on him and their is blood coming from his nose, all on the sheets, and pillow..... I can't deal with bodily fluids every superhero has a weakness.... This is a job for my sidekick dad man.... Now Rashaud goes into the shower that was meant for me (see unicorn). To make use of my time I do Imani's hair then finally get in the shower (GOAL!) Ok now its an early start to the morning, the boys can make it to breakfast. Now its time to get Isaiah up, he's being difficult as usual. Finally get him in the tub plug in my flat iron because what is the point of having purple hair if it's always wrapped up? Now it's time to get Isaiah out another difficult task ugh.... Guess who didn't do homework? Yup the most difficult of them all Isaiah tear drops... Three pages of kindergarten homework was torture... Now we are going past time they would make it to school for breakfast now we have to come up with a back up plan. Now it's crunch time so the flat iron goes off (still walking around with wrapped purple hair) time to run out the door. I get outside and realize my jacket selection did not go with the weather, gotta go back upstairs while daddy man take the boys to school LATE!!!! I get upstairs and anxiety hits me no not this again.... The leggings under my pants are causing my pants to fall so now i'm having wardrobe malfunction. I go to get my favorite pair of jeans which are magically covered in some rust stuff this can't be life... I finally change my whole outfit hair still wrapped, changed changed jacket. Now it's time to meet up with daddy man to go to the besties house to chase around her 2 toddlers for a few hours before I have to run errands for my business..... What did I learn today? That waking up an extra hour early did nothing different for my life but make me more tired, it was an extra hour of chaos! ANYTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG, WILL GO WRONG IN MY HOUSE!!!!